I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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