@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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