whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
