Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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