Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
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