Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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