quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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