Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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