and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So much rum. So many feels.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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