Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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