Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I think people are normalizing furries
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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