Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
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you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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