I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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