We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
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Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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