How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
what if I'm pregnant?
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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