wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
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You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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