I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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