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If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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