Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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