what if I'm pregnant?
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bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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