I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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