found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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