we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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