Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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