you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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