I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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