I'd wear matching sweaters with you
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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