i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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