kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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