If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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