So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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