I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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