i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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