Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
