JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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