if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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