I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
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If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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