But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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