I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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