your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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