have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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