Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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