ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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