Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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