there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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