Non-Jews are for practice
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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