I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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