I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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