I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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