Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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