we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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