no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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