I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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