So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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