I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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