A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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