It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.