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(609): View more from New Jersey

i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day

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(916): View more from California

I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.

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(914): View more from New York

you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds

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(219): View more from Indiana

where are my pants?

(1-219): View more from Indiana

you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm

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(516): View more from New York

Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.

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(925): View more from California

We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts

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(206): View more from Washington

There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�

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(214): View more from Texas

Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?

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(256): View more from Alabama

He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.

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