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(502): View more from Kentucky

i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...

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(203): View more from Connecticut

omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?

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(816): View more from Missouri

this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."

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(732): View more from New Jersey

We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.

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